Gamer Culture, Humor, Metal Gear Solid
Hero Worship: How To Emulate Your Favorite Character
Football fanatics whoop and scream with every yard their team advances. Aspiring gymnasts breathlessly watch the mind- and joint-bending contortionism of Olympic athletes. And deep down, every drug-addled journalism student secretly wants to be Hunter S. Thompson.

I know what you’re thinking. How can you kill someone that’s not real? Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, my answer is that it’s just a game in itself, and you’re a pathetic loser. Good to know you only thought the question, right?