Politicians, Princesses and Dragons: Let’s Get It On!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Ben-talks-fighting-games. Only on the internet can a man like me have his thoughts heard on a subject he has no experience in creating, or relative success in playing. However, when it comes to picking characters to fight each other, I’m a natural. Don’t fight it. Let’s get ready to rumble!
What’s the best kind of princess? Well, there are two schools of thought. “Fat Princess,” the new Darkstar Industries video game coming out for PS3, glorifies the princess, as usual, and makes her the object of rescue. However, she does not do anything but eat and get progressively larger, making it more difficult for the opposing team to…rescue/haul her to victory. Capture the flag with Fatty as flag, if you will.