While we here in the states tend to think of elderly porn as a joke, it would appear there’s a massive market for it overseas. While you might expect to see this kind of story on a site like CollegeHumor or FunnyorDie, it was actually CNN who broke this story. Here is that CNN profile of 73 year-old Shigeo Tokuda who, despite his age, is “acting” in porn. I don’t know if this is disturbing or inspiring.
Gamer Culture, Grand Theft Auto
According to an online poll, parents worry more that their kids will play violent video games than watch porn or drink alcohol. My response: Are you [censored] kidding me? The anti-video game regime has demonized video games this much? GTA is worse than smut? This is XXX-ed up.
The Creature Creator for Will Wright’s much-anticipated Spore was released on June 16th, much to the delight of gamers whose collective reaction to the creative freedom was to develop monstrously-endowed wang beasts en masse. So here we are, not even a month later, and there are literally thousands of monsters with malformed penises gracing the Spore community. Congratulations, fellow gamers – you’ve set our demographic back about fifty years thanks to your childish obsession with the male anatomy.
He knew he shouldn’t be doing this. His parents were supposed to be gone all night, so he decided now was his chance. With his sweaty palm on the mouse, he clicked the link and his heart began to palpitate. He had done it—opened himself to the underbelly of the internet his parents had warned him about. Men, women, beasts contorting themselves in ways he’d never dreamt possible. It was at that point he knew there was no turning back. Enticed by the images before him, he barely noticed the door creaking open and his mother entering the room. “Billy!” she scolded. “I thought I told you never to play World of Warcraft or you’d go blind!”
