Sony’s Playbook: Insult the Competition and Hire Short People

Ah, Sony, you’re like my last girlfriend: great hardware, a sleek shape, and you look stunning in black. Unfortunately, you share all her bad qualities, too. You’re a little crazy, and too few of the games that we play together are any fun. Look, it’s not me… it’s you. I’m just looking for a little more out of my system. No, you haven’t changed, and that’s one of the reasons I can’t be with you anymore.

Where are all your good games? Yes, I know Metal Gear Solid 4 just came out and Gran Turismo 5 looks cool, but come on, I expected more.

So you saw me flirting with Wii and, my friend, Xbox. This is what I saw you doing:

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