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Adam Templeton - March 10th, 2009

Gamer Culture, Humor, World of WarCraft

Sating An Exotic Palate


Kirby loves to eat. That’s kind of his “thing,” if you will.

Munching on Waddle Dees day-in, day-out used to be enough for the little guy. (After all, Dees have a reputation for being crunchy and low in trans fats.)

But those ambling, absent-minded walking snacks with adorable shoes couldn’t hold Kirby’s interest forever.

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Adam Templeton - March 3rd, 2009

Gamer Culture, Humor, Metal Gear Solid

Hero Worship: How To Emulate Your Favorite Character


heroFootball fanatics whoop and scream with every yard their team advances. Aspiring gymnasts breathlessly watch the mind- and joint-bending contortionism of Olympic athletes. And deep down, every drug-addled journalism student secretly wants to be Hunter S. Thompson.

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Watson - January 30th, 2009

The Daily

The Daily


Fuck Marry Kill #2 - Chrono Trigger EditionFuck Marry Kill #2 - Chrono Trigger Edition

No guys? Next time, try something other than easy mode.

What If Kirby Was Rated “M” For “Mature?”What If Kirby Was Rated “M” For “Mature?”

You see this, Industry? This is the minds of your audience.

Rogue v.1.1 Launches Featuring Improved Stability and Auto-UpdaterRogue v.1.1 Launches Featuring Improved Stability and Auto-Updater

Finally! i can ignore life more efficiently!

A Day in the Life of a 12-Year-Old GamerA Day in the Life of a 12-Year-Old Gamer

Fact: The Twitter is actually the author’s.

Final Fantasy XIII is...Chrono Cross?Final Fantasy XIII is…Chrono Cross?

Leave it to Parish to lead the charge of speculation.

10 Ill-Fated Franchise Reboots10 Ill-Fated Franchise Reboots

Sonic isn’t on the list because we’re still hoping for a better tomorrow.

Top 20 Overlooked Game BabesTop 20 Overlooked Game Babes

It’s time to evolve America. It’s okay to have the hots for game babes. Loser.

Half lego 2Half lego 2

Check out dem decals!

Top 10 SNES Music of All TimeTop 10 SNES Music of All Time

This is our oldies.


Adam Templeton - January 28th, 2009

Gamer Culture, Humor, Virtual Worlds

What If Kirby Was Rated “M” For “Mature?”


Forget sex—in the world of video games, dark and gritty sells. (Granted, sex doesn’t hurt.) Being the amoral opportunist I am, I wanted in on this trend. But, it’s just too much work to come up with an original grim and dismal franchise that’s chock full of gut-wrenching violence, vulgar epitaphs, and needless titillation. Instead, I figured I’d make like an ad exec and do a “creative re-imagining” of a well-known character or, as decent folk refer to it, a “complete bastardization of a beloved childhood icon.”

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Benjamin Cormack - October 21st, 2008

Business, Gamer Culture, Nintendo DS, iPhone

Still Two Screens or Back to One? What’s Next for Nintendo?


We all love our DS, but what about the next handheld console from Nintendo? Will it have slight differences from the DS, or could it be something entirely different? Could Nintendo even go from two screens back to one? After the premiere of the unimpressive DSi, I’ve got a REAL wish-list for Nintendo. The DSi is not what I would call a worthy successor to the DS. While a camera and an internet browser are nice, they don’t exactly add to the gameplay. But these would:

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Kdin Jenzen - October 1st, 2008

Gamer Culture, Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii, PSP, Xbox 360

The Top 5 “Seemingly Nice” Jerks of Video Games


Bowser didn't do nuffinIn every video game there is always a character that makes people think, “Wow, what a jackass.” However, if you think about it, the characters everyone likes turn out to be biggest jerks of all! So if you think Bowser is bad, you should see the biggest “seemingly nice” jerks of all time.

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