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Watson - January 21st, 2009

The Daily

The Daily


Disturbed (and Loving It): Top 5 Games of Mayhem and DestructionDisturbed (and Loving It): Top 5 Games of Mayhem and Destruction

Someone who loves being disturbed? Don’t make the office uncomfortable, man.

Top 5 Game Girls That Could Kick My AssTop 5 Game Girls That Could Kick My Ass

Psh, Zoey is so overrated…She didn’t hear me, did she?

Child’s Play raises $1.4 MillionChild’s Play raises $1.4 Million

All well and good, but how much more do I have to hear about these two?

10 Great Non-Japanese Role Playing Games10 Great Non-Japanese Role Playing Games

They’re still not as good as JRPGs.

Wii CrossbowWii Crossbow

Wait, you want me to buy a crossbow imitation? Maybe those stuck-up politicians aren’t just blowing hot air.

Portal Gun ReplicaPortal Gun Replica

One step closer to actually shooting portals!

The Producers of The 1UP Show form Area 5: Launch new show “CO-OP”The Producers of The 1UP Show form Area 5: Launch new show “CO-OP”

They’re back, and they’re still talking ****.

A Gallery of 20 Humorous Game GlitchesA Gallery of 20 Humorous Game Glitches

Let’s make fun of the game designers who skipped these bugs.


Joshua Erwin - January 19th, 2009

Gamer Culture, PC, Starcraft

Top 5 Game Girls That Could Kick My Ass


So, I’m going to level with you folks today. I’m 6’ tall and around 250 pounds depending on what shoes I’m wearing. During the course of my life, I’ve been referred to as stout, husky, girthy, and even voluptuous on more than one occasion. I walk down back alleys with relative aplomb knowing that not many people want to tangle with a large bearded man, glasses or no glasses. All of that aside, there is an inordinate amount of kickass females in the world of gaming that make me quiver in my boots.

Read that statement again. If this was real life, I’d pretty much already be emasculated and ashamed, assuming I wasn’t talking about the local college’s female rugby team. Read More »