Saving the world and thwarting the malicious plans of evil organizations is tough work even for video game heroes. And while characters like Master Chief get all the glory, their trusty partners are often behind the scenes pulling all the strings unnoticed.

Without their directions, these main heroes would have become hopelessly lost. In addition, many gamers would’ve slowly gone insane without these vital instructions. So this is for all those unsung sidekicks out there, this is another hormone driven Fuck-Marry-Kill: The Trusty Sidekick Edition!

If this does not offer the acknowledgment they deserve, then I’m not sure what will.

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Sony and Square Enix are both highly respected companies held in the utmost respect. Their reputation is matched by few and if this year’s E3 has shown us anything, it’s that they’re both ready to make a big splash in 2009.

With the recent announcement of Final Fantasy XIII AND Final Fantasy XIV, what better time than now to drag these esteemed companies and their prized franchise to the despicable depths of debauchery and corruption that we call entertainment?

So, here it is, Fuck-Marry-Kill: Final Fantasy X Edition!

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If you’re not familiar, we have a little running series here at GotGame where a writer selects three people, objects or anything else they can think of, and decides which they’d like to fornicate with (or “fuck” as it is known), which they’d like to marry, and which they’d like to kill. Being the meta-nerd that I am, I decided it would be far too easy to select game characters, developers or anything physical that could be MacGyvered into having a wang port. Instead, I would much rather look at abstract concepts that define our beloved industry, the most notable being this collective conscious creation of cataloging that is video game genres.

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Whether you grew up on Voltron, Robotech, or even Power Rangers, it’s been every kid’s dream to pilot a giant robot. The roar of massive power turbines, altering the landscape with every step, grappling alien beasts like the titans of ancient Greece… A non-stop adrenaline rush!

In this week’s Robot Punch! we take a look at a couple of the hottest giant robots from the world of anime. And of course, one that’s not so hot. It’s Fuck-Marry-Kill: Robot Punch Edition!

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Welcome, friends, to the second installment in GotGame’s newest (see also: only) recurring editorial segment, Fuck Marry Kill (or FMK for short or if your boss is looking)! Chris got the ball rolling so well a few weeks ago with his…interesting…three choices that we decided, hey! There’s a lot of tough FMK choices to be had in the world of gaming! We would be doing our readership a disservice not to explore them with all of our available resources, in a manner that in no way indicates a level of romantic frustration and/or sexual desperation. I mean, c’mon, the sexually frustrated gamer stereotype? That is soooo cliché-yet-still-often-quite-relevant.

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