Don’t Elect Him! He Plays Halo!
Maricopa County, Arizona. Never heard of it? Me neither. But today they have rightfully earned their place in history. For it is there that, in the midst of a local county supervisor election, Republican incumbent Fulton Brock has launched a smear campaign hilarious in its idiocy. The smear in question, you ask? The challenger, Ed Hermes, plays Halo. So you should not vote for him. Because he is a bad man. The mind boggles.
