Fuck, Marry, Kill: Choices in the Mushroom Kingdom.

You know you’ve though about it! Don’t sit there and bellow at your monitor like I’m some perverted monsters in a horror film. At some point, our warped minds have evaluated characters that wouldn’t normally come to mind as sexual objects, personalities we would want to marry or even things we would want kill off!

With all of the selections to be had in the Mushroom Kingdom, we have narrowed it down to 3 dazzling beauties — a trio of characters from the Mushroom Kingdom who possess not only bipedal features, but a slight aura of cuteness as well.
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