Watson - April 2nd, 2009
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Humping the boat is one thing, but that condom isn’t going to work.
Watson - March 31st, 2009
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SuperBowl officials may have gone a little too far in their desire to avoid another Janet Jackson controversy.
Watson - March 30th, 2009
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In today’s ironic news, a tanker carrying 50,000 gallons of KY jelly broke apart off Fire Island.
Watson - March 27th, 2009
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That’s what I think of your f**king yippy little pug dog. Now, get a sptaula, clean it up, and get back to work.
Watson - March 26th, 2009
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I like you, Koko. You actually listen to me. Not like those ‘f**k-and-run’ Bonobos.
Watson - March 25th, 2009
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Hurry everyone, hurry! The Village People are reuniting!