Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, “Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven’t gotten any in weeks”.

Today my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones, I sent that photo only to my boyfriend… apparently he loves to share me.

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her.

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother’s name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up.

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at.

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied “because you’re the ugliest”.

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on.

Today, I typed an essay on my friend’s computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject “here bitch” as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn’t change the subject name.