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Jillian Werner - February 24th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of the Varying Degrees of Unrealistic Cars I Desperately Wanted When I was Younger


1914 Ford Model T

1914 Ford Model T

VS

1999 Chevy Corvette Hardtop

1999 Chevy Corvette Hardtop

They’re essentially the same car, after all.


Jillian Werner - February 18th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of Rare Medical Disorders You Don’t Want Unless You’re Trying to Throw a Kickass Party


Pica -- An uncontrollable urge to eat strange non-foodstuffs

Pica: An uncontrollable urge to eat strange non-foodstuffs

VS

Riley-Day -- The inability to feel pain

Riley-Day: The inability to feel pain

‘Kickass Party’ definition may not be universally agreed upon.


Jillian Werner - February 15th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of the Things You Use to (hopefully) Clean Yourself


Loofahs

Loofahs

VS

Washcloths

Washcloths

Wash your hands before clicking.


Jillian Werner - February 11th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of Lies Your Parents Told You


'If you keep making that face, it will stick like that.'

'If you keep making that face, it will stick like that.'

VS

When I was your age

'When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles in the snow to...'

And some people walked 15 miles in the snow to make their face look like that.


Jillian Werner - February 9th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of Gaming’s Endearing Inanimate Objects with Short “Lifespans”


Teddy Bear from Earthbound

Teddy Bear from Earthbound

VS

Weighted Companion Cube from Portal

Weighted Companion Cube from Portal

Of course, they would have continued “living” if they’d never met you.


Jillian Werner - February 5th, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of the Predominant Feelings I Have for Christian Bale


Professionally Obsessive Love

Professionally Obsessive Love

VS

Incapacitating Fear

Incapacitating Fear

Because ‘reoccurring romantic fantasies’ is not a feeling…entirely.


Jillian Werner - February 3rd, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of the Ages


Babies

Babies

VS

Old People

Old People

They’re obviously mortal enemies.


Jillian Werner - February 2nd, 2009

For The Win

The Battle of The Only 2 Reasons People Watch the Super Bowl


The Commercials

The Commercials

VS

The Food

The Food

This “football” thing certainly isn’t one of them.


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