Jillian Werner - April 3rd, 2008

MMORPGs, PC, World of WarCraft

WoW “Survival Skills”


MooseCaution2 So back in November, 12-year-old Hans Jørgen Olsen saved his sister and himself from a charging, Leeroy Jenkins of a moose by “feigning death,” a skill he picked up playing as a hunter in the knowledge-spurting MMORPG, World of Warcraft. The story then made it around the gaming blogs in December, and everyone enjoyed a relieved giggle and shared a lovely moment of “Video games can help people after all,” continuing through March.

I’m glad WoW taught someone what every creature alive already knows.

I’m all for seeking out the positive effects of video games. And children not being mauled by beasts. But does WoW really deserve credit here? I was under the impression that “playing possum” and the probably more cross-cultural “play dead” are unbelievably common figures of speech. Maybe that’s my Midwest heritage speaking, growing up in fear of field rats and rabid deer. But I feel like if you said “What have you always heard to do in case of an animal attack?” the response would have been “Play dead,” and not because I’m a level 70 hunter. If you’ve ever taken Biology, or any general science class at all, you’re probably familiar with the advice. HognoseSnake
It’s not some scientific gag, either. An amazing number of species exhibit their own, inborn “feign death” skill. When threatened, hognose snakes flip belly-up, drop their mouth open, and secrete a few drops of blood for a more convincing performance. Rabbits and chickens will go limp when turned just right onto their backs. Even insects and sharks will theatrically freeze up when in a compromising position.
If you’re too busy campaigning in WoW to learn these sorts of facts from an outside source, (like science), then I suppose it’s better to learn them some way, as Hans did. But why spend months attaining level 70 and gaining a skill you may need tomorrow, while hiking through Angry Moose Canyon? I’ll save you just this once, in as little as three minutes: take advice from the myotonic goats. They go down before actually being attacked. One step ahead of you, hunters.

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4 Responses to “WoW “Survival Skills””

  1. I believe the article also said the boy taunted the moose away from his sister before he “feigned death”. Leave it to a 12 year old Norwegian to believe he can cross skills of different classes and be successful. There has been a lot clamor around the truthfulness of this account. However, it is hilarious to say the least that he was smart enough to think on his feet to do both actions. I miss the days when I was fearless because of my ignorance. When I was brave enough to take on a moose. Now, I think I would have probably just cried.

  2. Mayur Cara says:

    If the kid believes the game helped him, so be it!, Now WOW can possibly market themselves as a survival tool. Some people just don’t have what it takes to survive out in the wilderness. Take a guy from New York/Tokyo/London, basically any large city and drop them off into a wooded area with animals of which they never ever see. Its my guess that if they played a video game/watched a movie/read a book about the subject matter, then they maybe better prepared to take on the challenges of animal attacks. I say good for WOW and the kid, Bravo!

  3. Eric says:

    It really is cool just how adaptable the human brain is. I mean, being able to “learn” when you’re doing almost anything (including gaming) is amazing in and of itself. But also being able to break down what we have learned (”so that’s what happens when you put foil in a microwave!”) and to apply it to similar situations (”hmmm, maybe i shouldn’t put a fork in the microwave . . .”)–with a time constraint no less–is simply mind boggling.

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