If Video Game Characters had Real Life Girlfriends

Video game characters these days have grown a lot in the past few decades, not just graphically wise but personality as well. It’s pretty easy to see these type of characters walking around down the block from our house. So one thought led to another, and we started wondering what kind of girlfriends they would have.

Yea. That’s what we do here at GotGame.

Anna hathaway is best known for her breakout role in The Princess Diaries, while the King of Hyrule is barely known! Well Anna, or should we say, Princess Mia, write this in your diary. After accepting the duties that came with becoming royalty, you get hit with an arranged marriage! It’s a political move really, because the King of Hyrule can’t always depend on Link to banish Ganon every time. They need the military power of Genovia, or wherever she’s from.

J.K. Rowling caused quite a stir when she remarked that Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series was gay, and that he had tragically fallen in love with Grindelwald. We couldn’t help but think of Luigi and his unrequited love for Mario, who’s too busy saving the princess in another castle to even take notice. Plus, Luigi must have some kind of mustache fetish going on.

Underneath that wrinkly yet tough exterior is a digital photographer waiting to bloom, as well as getting yelled at by Christian Bale. While Solid Snake practices his “shooting” skills with those secret beauty and the beast corp photoshoots, he’s dreaming about the big leagues, taking pictures of Adriana Lima, a victoria secret model. They would be great together because she’s known for her sneaky looks in all her photos. Get it? No? Who cares? She’s hot.

The world Marcus Fenix lives in is gritty, dark, and violent. Everyday, Marcus has to wake up to a living nightmare. So it’s no wonder the type of girl he would want is pure perfection. Marisa Miller has that atletic build that a soldier like Marcus couldn’t pass up on. And the icing on the cake? She’s into all the guy stuff; football, muscle cars, and boxing. She’s a woman after a stereotypical muscleman’s heart.

Rhianna’s love life isn’t doing so well right now. And with the media everywhere, she just can’t catch a break! What she needs is a friend who always knows how to make her smile. That’s why Kirby’s mellow personality would be perfect for her. Plus, his soft and pink body will be the perfect pillow to wallow her tears in. Watch out, Kirby is perfect for catching females on the rebound.