Archive for January, 2009


Gamer Culture

The Innocent Bystander: Why We Love to Terrorize Them


Jan '0931

innocentThe innocent bystander has become a mainstay of today’s video games. These innocent characters have become an added dimension to games, allowing players to interact with these bystanders. The real enjoyment of this added element for some reason comes not from protecting or helping these bystanders, but instead from eliciting as much pain and damage as possible on these poor innocent characters. What drives gamers to unleash such fury on computer-generated characters that mean no harm and would be perfectly content to wander about enjoying their pointless little lives?

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Game Design, Gamer Culture, Humor

Where are all my Brothers and Sisters? A Minority Report


Jan '0931

Recently I have been thinking about minority representation in the realm of video games. Honestly, it feels like the days of Charlie Chan and “Yes massa” days are still prevalent in many titles. I’m not referring to racism, but in the light of “Create-A-Character” functions, isn’t it time that all ethnicities are represented in all genres?

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Gamer Culture, PC, Xbox 360

A Left 4 Dead Movie


Jan '0930

With each chapter of Left 4 Dead being its own story with a cinematic gameplay style, if there was ever a game that needed to be made into a movie, it’s this one. However, without a good director, writer, and cast the Left 4 Dead movie would fall victim to the same fate as most other game to movie transitions. So let’s look at who should take on the task of turning the Death Toll campaign into a movie.

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Columns, Featured Column, Robot Punch

Man Faces 20 Years in Prison for…Manga?


Jan '0930

In this week’s Robot Punch! we’re going to cover a news story that’s a bit on the old side, but I think it’s of an issue that we all need to be aware of. This Monday, we’ll see the beginning of a trial that could not only have severe repercussions on the comic book industry, but also your First Amendment rights!

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Video of the Day

Video of the Day


Jan '0930


Final Fantasy XIII Trailer with gameplay and subtitles.

The Daily

The Daily


Jan '0930

Fuck Marry Kill #2 - Chrono Trigger EditionFuck Marry Kill #2 - Chrono Trigger Edition

No guys? Next time, try something other than easy mode.

What If Kirby Was Rated “M” For “Mature?”What If Kirby Was Rated “M” For “Mature?”

You see this, Industry? This is the minds of your audience.

Rogue v.1.1 Launches Featuring Improved Stability and Auto-UpdaterRogue v.1.1 Launches Featuring Improved Stability and Auto-Updater

Finally! i can ignore life more efficiently!

A Day in the Life of a 12-Year-Old GamerA Day in the Life of a 12-Year-Old Gamer

Fact: The Twitter is actually the author’s.

Final Fantasy XIII is...Chrono Cross?Final Fantasy XIII is…Chrono Cross?

Leave it to Parish to lead the charge of speculation.

10 Ill-Fated Franchise Reboots10 Ill-Fated Franchise Reboots

Sonic isn’t on the list because we’re still hoping for a better tomorrow.

Top 20 Overlooked Game BabesTop 20 Overlooked Game Babes

It’s time to evolve America. It’s okay to have the hots for game babes. Loser.

Half lego 2Half lego 2

Check out dem decals!

Top 10 SNES Music of All TimeTop 10 SNES Music of All Time

This is our oldies.

Business, Gears of War, PC

Suddenly, the Gears Stopped Turning


Jan '0930

CD-keys and game authorization codes are not only annoying for most PC gamers, they’re generally accepted as standard procedure. In fact, they’re so standard that you find yourself letting your guard down — forgetting that titles under the banner of “Games for Windows” should not be so readily trusted; after all, Windows is in the title.

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For The Win

The Battle of the Internet Slang that isn’t Completely Overused or Pointless


Jan '0929

BRB

BRB

VS

IMHO

IMHO

OMGWTFBBQ

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